Archive for 2010
Inga (Christina Lindberg) meets a gratuitously predatory lesbian (Wivian Öiangen).
One of Maid in Sweden‘s writers uses the pseudonym “Mike Hunt”. That should tell you everything you need to know about the quality of this film, but since I’m supposed to be offering reviews and commentary (it says so right in the title):
Naïve 16-year-old Inga (Christina Lindberg) goes to stay with her sister, Greta (Monica Ekman), and Greta’s loutish stoner boyfriend, Carsten (Krister Ekman), in Stockholm. Carsten mocks Inga’s innocent country ways, and she’s set up on a date with failed artist (and lout) Björn (Leif Naeslund) who basically rapes her into falling in love with him, continuing a trend from the last Lindberg movie I reviewed. Then Carsten does the same thing. And there’s your plot. [...]
Tags: 1970s, Christina Lindberg, Dan Wolman, Exploitation, George T. Norris, Krister Ekman, Leif Naeslund, Monica Ekman, Rape, Ronnie Friedland, Wivian Öiangen
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As you can tell by the fake moustache, Ingrid (Christina Lindberg) stepped into the wrong cab.
Any time I sit down to watch a film for review, there’s a risk I’ll sit there ninety minutes later staring at an blank notebook page and nothing interesting to say about the film. Usually, I just move on to the next film, but I thought I’d make an exception for Journey to Japan, just to see if I can find anything to say about it that isn’t either boring or obvious. Let’s see. [...]
Tags: 1970s, Christina Lindberg, Exploitation, Ichirô Araki, Pink film, Sadao Nakajima, Takeo Kaneko
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Solange (Camille Keaton) is black-and-white. What have they done?
A gym teacher and Italian professor at a girls’ high school, Enrico Rosseni (Fabio Testi), is out on a river with his student/lover, Elizabeth (Cristina Galbó), when the lover sees a girl being chased on the river bank. Rosseni is dismissive, but when he hears a news report about the body of a girl being found by the river the next morning, he realises he’s gotten himself involved in a murder, and finds himself under the watchful eye of Inspector Barth (Joachim Fuchsberger) of the Scotland Yard. Then more young girls are found brutally murdered and Inspector Barth’s and Rosseni’s investigations lead them to an overwhelming question: What did they do to Solange (Camille Keaton), and how exactly is it connected to the murders? [...]
Tags: 1970s, Bruno Di Geronimo, Camille Keaton, Claudia Butenuth, Cristina Galbó, Edgar Wallace, Ennio Morricone, Exploitation, Fabio Testi, Giallo, Günther Stoll, Joachim Fuchsberger, Joe D'Amato, Karin Baal, Massimo Dallamano, Peter M. Thouet
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There's no tool in the crime-fighter's arsenal as important as a good iconic pose.
There is a truism in video game fandom and criticism that games based on movie and comic book licenses tend to be bad. Some a little bit bad and some mind-bogglingly bad (ET and Superman 64 being the classic examples). Trying to disprove this theory, Rocksteady teamed up with Batman: The Animated Series (among others) writer Paul Dini to create Batman: Arkham Asylum. According to Guinness, who certified Arkham Asylum “the most critically acclaimed super hero game ever”, they succeeded. [...]
Tags: 2000s, Arleen Sorkin, Comic Book, Crime, Kevin Conroy, Kimberly Brooks, Mark Hamill, Paul Dini, Rocksteady Studios
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Lena (Christina Lindberg) being blackmailed by Helge (Heinz Hopf)
Christina Lindberg first made a name for herself in her native Sweden as a nude model, and parlayed that notoriety into an acting career that included a starring turn in the seminal Swedish exploitation film, Thriller – En grym film, and quite a bit of soft porn. [...]
Tags: 1970s, Birgitta Molin, Björn Adelly, Christina Lindberg, Exploitation, Gustav Wiklund, Heinz Hopf, Janne "Loffe" Carlsson, Tony Forsberg
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Cross-o-gram!
Rape of the Vampire is French exploitation auteur Jean Rollin’s first feature-length film, for which he received financing after a producer saw Rollin’s short film of the same name. Rollin shot a second part, slapped it together with the original short and the result is what is reputedly the first French vampire film. Because of the strike and student protests in May 1968, French distributors froze new releases, which meant that Rape of the Vampire became the most successful French movie of that year. I’m sure Rollin would agree with Homer Simpson, that the two most beautiful words in the English language are “de” and “fault”. [...]
Tags: 1960s, Bernard Letrou, Catherine Deville, Exploitation, Jean Rollin, Marquis Polho, Solange Pradel, Ursule Pauly, Vampire
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Mordin Solus: The very model of a scientist Salarian.
Note: this review contains spoilers. Proceed at your own risk. It also assumes you’re familiar with the Mass Effect universe.
Shortly after defeating rogue spectre Saren, his Reaper master Sovereign, and their Geth army, our hero, Commander Shepard, is killed in an attack by the mysterious Collectors. This being science fiction, even death won’t keep Shepard down, and she (or he) is brought back by the pseudo-terrorist human-first group Cerberus (whom you might remember from Mass Effect, where they were involved in all manner of disreputable business). With her old crew having moved on and with a brand-new Normandy, Shepard must now gather a new team (but with a couple of familiar faces) to join her on a suicide mission through the uncharted Omega 4 relay to stop the Collectors and their masters — the Reapers. [...]
Tags: 2000s, BioWare, Casey Hudson, Drew Karpyshyn, Mac Walters, RPG, Science Fiction
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